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victorpopejr:

People will watch “The Real Housewives” of anything

Announcer: “Next time on The Real Housewives of Space!”

Housewife 1: “Fuck you, Keisha!”

Housewife 2: “Bitch, you wait till I float over there! Oooh, I’ma fuck you up when I float over there! You just wait!”

Housewife 1: “You know what, bitch! I got something for you!”

Housewife 2: “Why you taking your shoes off?” [Housewife 1 throws shoe] “Aw, this bitch just threw her shoe at me! This bitch just threw her shoe at me! That better not hit me! That better not- Ow! It hit me! Ow, bitch! I will fuck you up! Wait till this shoe get done hitting me!”